Demanding lots of love and a 35lb bag of Kongs… J/W
07
Mar
13
Giant Dog…
Giant dog swoops into pet store and demands lots of love and a 35lb case of Kongs…. J/W
21
Dec
12
The Mayan Calendar…
Wow! Will it’s the 21st. I guess I can un-pucker my butt and climb out of my hole. J/W
15
Apr
12
Help me to understand…please!
Okay now I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy – so why am I having so much trouble understanding simple economics. What am I talking about? Well let me explain… and be patient with me as I’m typing this after a few too many glasses of wine. My wife and I watch several shows like ‘House Hunters International’ where some well-off foreigner is looking to buy some hobble in a second or third world country. What makes me scratch my head and ponder the question that leads to this post is – why on earth, could a run down, no internal plumbing, barely standing, shack, in some small underprivileged village cost upwards of $200K. I mean this same place, mind you I’m not talking about ocean front property, would cost between 20 and 60K here in the United States. How can it demand so much money in any country that isn’t defined as the most prosperous, well-to-do and economically well-off place to live in the world? Is it that the locals are taking advantage of dim-witted foreigners who define any place without running water as exotic? Have we lost our marbles? Or have I? Please tell me what in the ”h” ”e” double hocky sticks is going on? Looking for answers among the mist of ill-conceived ideas… J/W
21
Jan
12
My new novel ‘Ferryman’ is out…
My latest novel ‘Ferryman’ is out and available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle formats. Give it a read and let me know what you think. And of course by all means leave a review on Amazon. J/W
26
Nov
11
Notable one-liners… answers!
Okay you’ve had a chance to mull it over. Exactly how well do you know your movies?
- Look what I’ve done – I loved him and now I’ve gone and killed him. (Storm of the Century)
- I will find you. (Last of the Mohicans)
- He will know your ways as if born to them. (Dune)
- Why don’t you put her in charge. (Aliens)
- Get away from her you BITCH. (Aliens)
- Give me what I want and I’ll go away. (Storm of the Century)
- You’re not a pleasure unit. (In Like Flint)
- Make little fists with your toes. (Die Hard)
- I’ll have what she’s having. (When Harry Met Sally)
- Losers always whine about doing their best. (The Rock)
Some of these were pretty easy, but still if you answered eight or more correct then I’d say you’re well on your way to laying claim to that ever so enviable icon of being a Couch Potato. For those of you who didn’t fare so well, don’t fret – I’ll have more challenges coming your way. J/W
07
Nov
11
News at 11:00…
A 37-year-old Louisville man in parachute pants died yesterday in an apparent skydiving accident. His wife and sister told police that she didn’t think it good idea. The complete story at 11:00….
